EBOAI alt.irc Flameform (tm), revised 06/09/1999
                     
Dear:

  [ ] Cl00bie                [ ] Lamer            [ ] AOLer
  [ ] IRC haqqur wannabe     [ ] Botboy           [ ] HNG
  [ ] Spammer                [ ] Valerie/Michael  [ ] nateM
  [ ] Anonymous poster       [ ] Netcruiser idiot [ ] Dumbass
  [ ] Warez kiddie           [ ] Loser            [ ] Newbie  
  [ ] rogerc/richards        [ ] Greg and Kylie   [ ] smash@wisenet.net
  [ ] RoaDKill               [ ] PSB/RevWhite     [ ] Mike and Penny
  [ ] Jet Skier              [ ] computer.geek    [ ] Burke/Kaehno 
                     
 You Are Being Flamed Because:
                     
  [ ] You asked a question that is in the faq
  [ ] You asked for a bot
  [ ] You asked for an ftp site for bots/scripts
  [ ] You asked for guides for writing bots
  [ ] You asked for a list of servers that allow bots
  [ ] You asked for a list of servers
  [ ] You asked a question that was recently answered in this newsgroup
  [ ] You asked how to fake your username/hostname
  [ ] You asked a question about PhoEniX or another war script
  [ ] You asked how to flood or nick collide someone
  [ ] You asked "How can I telnet to IRC?"
  [ ] You asked how to become an IRC operator
  [ ] You used the term "IRC COP"
  [ ] You refered to "EFnet" as "EFFnet"
  [ ] You flooded alt.irc with multiple announcements about your lame ass 
      channel
  [ ] You asked why you get disconnected when you type /list
  [ ] You answered above by suggesting /list -min nnn
  [ ] You bitched about getting kicked/banned from a channel
  [ ] You attempted to start a flamewar by asking "What is the best client 
      for Windows/MacOS/UNIX/etc?"
  [ ] You fell for a troll/flamebait
  [ ] You do not know how to recognize sarcasm
  [ ] You constantly flame and insult people using an anonymous account or 
      a fake/ambiguous userhost
  [ ] You asked for flash.c, nuke.c, or another destructive program/script
  [ ] And not only did you ask for them, you refered to them as "proggies"
  [ ] You asked how to find invisible users and/or spy on private
      conversations
  [ ] You are new to this newsgroup/irc and you flamed a regular
  [ ] You flamed someone for flaming newbies
  [ ] You suggested that we be nice to newbies
  [ ] You posted a "Goddamit, it was just a question" message
  [ ] You accused a chanop/ircop who kicked/banned/killed/klined of censorship
  [ ] You threatened to sue someone over something IRC related
  [ ] You asked how to access IRC through AOL
  [ ] You asked how to access AOL chat rooms using IRC
  [ ] You pretend to have a clue when it is obvious that you don't
  [ ] You flamed the group because nobody answered your question
  [ ] You posted in a language other then English
  [ ] You posted a Make Money Fast type post
  [ ] You posted a "test" in a non-test newsgroup 
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [ ] You started an off-topic thread
  [ ] You posted a binary file to a non-binary group
  [ ] You posted a survey/questionnaire
  [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [ ] You suck
  [ ] You brag about things that never happened
  [ ] Your signature file sucks
  [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
  [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
  [ ] You access the Internet through a sorry ISP
  [ ] Other __________________________________________
                     
                     
 To repent, You Must:

  [ ] Give up your idiot friendly GUI account
  [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [ ] Actually post something relevant
  [ ] Read the FAQ
  [ ] Never post to this newsgroup again
  [ ] Stay off IRC
  [ ] Answer the cl00 f0ne
  [ ] Get a life
                     
 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
                     
  [ ] Fuck you
  [ ] Blow me
  [ ] Get a life
  [ ] Never post again
  [ ] I pity your dog
  [ ] Go to hell
  [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
  [ ] Take your shit somewhere else
  [ ] Learn to post or fuck off
  [ ] All of the above
                     
End flame.
                     
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